How can you breathe with your head that far up your ass?
How can you breathe with your head that far up your ass?
There are a few words and phrases that have dropped out of the vocabulary of the baby boomers and their spawn.
Notably absent are; Please, May I, and Thank You.
No where is the latter more absent than behind the wheel.
If you question this conclusion, try this little Amygdala activating experiment. Next time you're on the road, yield the right-of-way, it's easy. Let the asshole who's tailgating you pass you. Stop for the idiot who just stepped into traffic from between parked cars. If you're on a two lane side-street pull to the right to let the massive pick-up truck coming at you at 50 mph, pass you. Let that teen in Mom's SUV, back out of that driveway, while putting on make-up with one hand and Texting with another. Or, the best one is to try to change lanes by using your turn-signal, watch the adjacent drivers adjust their speed to prevent your progress.
See if any these sub-amoeba, shit grovelers raises a hand or even smiles a thank you for your consideration.
If this pisses you off as much as it does me, let me know by commenting below.
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